I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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