Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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