1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize
