Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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