Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize