The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I have tasted many bathrooms
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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