I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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