Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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