He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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