Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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