Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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