dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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