Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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