How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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