I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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