So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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