You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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