She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Randomize
