Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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