Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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