But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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