i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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