My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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