He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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