how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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