Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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