I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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