Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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