She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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