doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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