Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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