If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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