remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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