When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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