I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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