she smelled like a LAN party
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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