You just made me feel so damn special
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Randomize
