scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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