is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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