have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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