You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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