He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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