It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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