No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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