I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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