I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You took a bar mat shot.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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