the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
