do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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