Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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