You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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