I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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