so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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