You really coming over, don't trick.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
