Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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