apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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