He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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