In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
My vagina is officially offended.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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