i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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